August, the month without virus

Let's face it, August will have many bad things: crowded beaches, heat, just the trade you need is on vacation, etc. But if something good brings us this month, it will be the only month of the year no boogers.

Yes sir, in my house we always say that August is the month without viruses. And it is that September 1 arrives and the first conatos of brightness begin to appear in the child's nose. And that like July, September is a month of viral transition. The first so that we do not lose hope and the other so that we are "treading earth" again.

Partners during the course

And you have spent the entire school year surrounded by scarves. That there is not a single pocket of your pants, shirts or jackets where there is no tissue, used or not, a half-finished package or an empty one. What are you going to pay in the supermarket and to find the coins you have to first take out two handfuls of cellulosic remains that would delight Grison, the CSI. And there is something that is never missing from the shopping list every time you go to the supermarket, the clinex package - I write it like this -

If one ends the school year by requesting a position on the board of directors of colhogar. Of course by volume consumed I believe that I have bought a place in it.

And better not talk about the silver grooves that are leaving your children's noses on your clothes. That there could be a designer who made it fashionable, right?

Rest period

What a pleasure to not be all day with the handkerchief or wet wipes behind them. Finally stop coughing at night and get up because they can't breathe.

And it shows that when they stop sharing viruses with each other, or who knows, maybe it is the seawater that works wonders.

Some leave and others return

And although we say goodbye to mucus, others appear as otitis and fungi caused by swimming pools, sun exposure dermatitis and food poisoning.

And other non-viral or bacterial like several bumps, wounds and broken bones. As well as the development of a certain allergy to go to sleep.

Do you think it is August month without virus?

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