Famous and funny phrases of children (2): laughing at dad

In this second installment of comments from young children I have chosen these 6 phrases in which parents are co-protagonists and sufferers of the great lucidity and verbal daring of their children:

For Father's Day Ferran made a postcard to his father that said: “Dad, I love you so much. You are the best father in the world and, when you die, I will bring you the most beautiful flowers I find ” Ferran, 8 years old

In a moment of tenderness Laura's father said: "My daughter, never grow up." She replied: "Dad, I'm not to blame: it's the food" Laura, 4 years old

Laura was with her father while he took money from the cashier. And suddenly he turned to the people in the cashier's queue and said: "My father is very lucky, he always has a prize" Laura, 7 years old

Thinking that nobody was listening to them, Alberto asked: "Where is dad?" His sister Mª Nieves replied: "Well, I don't know." After a few seconds Alberto said: "He will have died." And his sister replied: “No, no… He hasn't died; if not, it would be all full of blood ” Mª Nieves and Alberto, 8 and 5 years old

Maria left a letter to her father for no special reason in which she wrote: “You are the best dad in the world. Love you very much. Sometimes you go with salt, but we each have our customs ” Maria, 5 years old

Alba's father took him home one day and left the car badly parked, and the girl asked him: "Why don't you park the car well?" The father replied: "Because I get you home and I run to the gym." Alba kept asking: "And what are you going to do there?" "Well, biceps and chest," replied his father. And the girl said: And why don't you go away and do a little legs like that? ” Alba, 7 years old

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