Pregnancy, or rather its symptoms can put us in a bit unpleasant situations, either because we still do not know our state, or because it simply cannot be avoided.
These are six of the most embarrassing moments that happen when you're pregnant that we have tried to put on a good face and a little humor
The first nausea
As the days and months go by you get to know each other and you know more or less what can cause nausea and when, but at the beginning and above all, if you are one of those who have luck or misfortune, it all depends on how we want to see it, If you have the typical symptoms of pregnancy from the zero minute, these first nausea may catch you off guard and find yourself in a land swallow me in the middle of the supermarket, subway car or family meal.
The education of those around you
In those first months in which those who nobody or almost nobody around you know what your state is and that in 80% of the conversations with someone you will find the scene of look in the eyes, look in the waist, look in the eyes , look at the waist, in addition to asking ... back to look at the waist and so on until someone decides to ask directly. And now is when you encounter the dilemma of saying or lying and that everyone thinks that Mr. All-brawn has abandoned you.
Bad Education
Unlike in the previous case, now the problem comes from those people, who when he shared the subtlety caught them at the bar. And so we have questions of the type:
"But if you only have time with Fulanito" (where X is any time from 1 month to 10 years).
Well, you don't notice anything, are you sure it won't be a delay? (Yes, five months nothing more. Gases with hands and feet).
Wow, a boy / girl. What a pity girl, with how good you could have ... Other friends / family / etc, that I could use.
- And what have you called him? -Fulanito
-And is that boy's name?
-No, from a Soviet experiment.
The falls and above all, recover the verticality
The falls, in public, are always embarrassing, but when you are pregnant you add a plus to the already undesirable situation and that is to recover your composure. When one is in a normal state, that is, without a gift inside, one rises as you can expecting that a UFO or similar has appeared in the area so that all the personnel around you have not repaired your circus exercise, but Now, with an extra weight of several kilos and an undetermined number of arms and legs that are stuck everywhere every time you make an effort or forces your body to bend minimally it takes you to get up more or less what it would take the aliens to conquer the earth, twice, and due to your status any human being three kilometers around will approach (always with your best intention) to check your status (aggravating your already logical concern about the fall). So my advice is that you think it could have happened to anyone
Low visibility down last quarter
You will not be the first, nor the last one that leaves the house with a sock of each or with a shoe of each pair.
Nor will you be the first to ask your partner to cut his toenails (although eyes that do not see ...).
The food will always land on your belly
Take advantage because it is going to be the season in which you are going to have the tablecloths in perfect magazine condition, because any piece of meat, lettuce leaf or soup of your spoon is going to end up just in the area with more surface, In this case, the surroundings of your belly button.
These are some of the most embarrassing moments I've ever lived (as a companion of course) with some pregnant women. Surely you have some of your own, cheer up and tell us.
