If the children have something that makes them unique, it is their spontaneity and their wonderful innocence that we all wish they would always keep. Those phrases that reach you at the bottom of the soul or that way so different that they have to see everything that surrounds them and that always brings us a smile.
I always say that I would have to carry a notebook to write down the phrases that my children are releasing or those that I hear from the children of my friends or from classmates, but in the end I let it pass and end up being forgotten. That is why I bring you some of the phrases that I have been hearing around, either from my children or from others. We leave you with a dozen funny phrases from the backseat
On the road I usually take loud music, whether it's mine or if it's your children's songs. One day I hear the little scream like a possessed man, all desperate, immediately under the volume to the fullest and I am looking for an area where I can stop the car while I ask what is wrong with him, or if he has hurt himself with something. He silently shut up, looks at me and with all his self-confidence tells me: "I was telling you that if you could upload the music a little more" (Thanks, I'm still driving)
On another of the trips I see the major with his finger stuck in his nose and I tell him to stop taking out the snot with his finger and ask me for a handkerchief. He answers me: "Dad, I'm not getting my boogers out. I'm relocating them."
Well nothing, we already have interior decorator in the family.
Can I pee in my water bottle? Dad lets me do it.
Dad is going to have to give some explanation later ...
Can my seat fly out like James Bond's?
Dear children, never, never, never give ideas to the elders ... I sometimes regret not having taken it as an extra.
Dad says that only moms can carry babies in the gut, but I'm sure that man carries one inside his belly.This is going to happen almost certainly, you better do it quietly.
Mom / Dad remember when you drove back home with your bag / purse / backpack on the roof and caused an accident.
No, they will not be forgotten in life.
Look. I can take off my belt.
Okay honey, I bet you're not able to put it back on. Let's see how we are given what they call reverse psychology while you think why they will not make the rear belts more resistant to release.
Grandma says she drives better than you
Yes? How curious…
Can we go to McDonalds in the car? We always do it with dad when we go out, although we can't tell you.
It's okay, honey, tonight we'll talk to dad. (Sneak)
When I grow up I will have a car much bigger than this. This is crap!
Certainly, children can be cruelly sincere.
Do birds hate cars? Why do you say that? Because they always shit on this one.
Maybe we should do something about it ...
If I take my head out the window in the car wash, can I not take a shower today?
Nice try, but no. Checking automatic window lock in one, two ...
If you take away the punishment I give you a kiss. No, I will not take away your punishment. Well, they really were six kisses.
I think you haven't looked at how kisses are priced before hitting your brother, right?
Do you remember some funny phrases your children said? Tell us. Photo | Thinkstock
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